I just called my wife over to look a this. My father has been going bald for a long time. I myself am cursed with hair everywhere that grows at an ungodly rate. I must have been dipped in a vat of nuclear wasted because it is almost a mutation. SO I'm set.
Anyway my father was a great sport his whole life about this.
He did what any self respecting person would do. HE MADE A DECISION! He refused to do plugs or a rug because he thought it a sign of unforgivable vanity. So he rocks a doo that is 1mm in length. It actually looks respectable. Has no one at the studio said to him "Tony your options are shave it or replace it. You can't have it both ways."?